I don't believe TV news anchors have the right to editorialize without disclaimers.

I believe we're in a war because the President of the United States does not have the intellectual prowess to negotiate his country out of one.

I also think that he's making it personal.

I think if Gore were elected, we wouldn't be in this mess.

I think "shock and awe" as a military slogan is the type of rhetoric suitable only for terrorists and undereducated zealots.

I don't think war should be the new reality TV.

I think the dumb jocks are in charge.

If Sadaam Hussein is dead, then that means the war is over, right? Right?? Hello?!?

I support the troops.

I am sickened by American arrogance.

I wonder who told George Bush that the Iraqi people are hungry for our glorious capitalism.

I think Donald Rumsfeld is one slimy motherfucker.

I don't think we learn from our mistakes.

I think it's hard to kill one specific person with a cruise missile.

I think it's probably pretty easy, however, to kill and wound hundreds of nonspecific people with one.

All we are saying, is give peace a chance.

OK, so where the hell is Condoleeza Rice during all of this?

I think Osama Bin Laden got away.

But most importantly, I don't think, I know that this war will eventually bite us in the ass.

I hope Georgie knows that the whole world pretty much despises him right now.

Now, where's the guy who shot Kennedy when you need him?

It's officially war.

I'm now trying to prepare myself for the bad news that will come our way. I'm trying to grasp the fact that every news channel will now be redundant with war news, and the Americans will yet again dramatize to the core. What else could be worse than a war? I'm sure CNN will find more things to freak about to keep us shitting our pants.

But, other than that, it's officially war, simple as fucking that.

I'm scared that we, as Americans, have to get ready to live every day like the Israelis have for years.

Americans, don't fucking shit bricks.

Americans, it's alright to be pro-American, but don't hate countries that aren't supporting America.

It's also alright to be anti-war, but pro-troops. Taking a stand against war, but supporting the armed forces that are forced into it is, in my opinion, the most patriotic thing you can do.

Americans, the fries you eat are French.

Americans, the vodka you drink is Russian.

Iraq has a bomb America wants to take away, yet America has a bomb that is egotistically called "The Mother of all Bombs"...

Who is right? Who is wrong?

My heart goes out to the innocent.

I'm sorry.

saw this in someone else's journal and thought it was smart:


"Hi.

First of all, you are fat. You are ugly. You stink. Your breath stinks. You are unpopular. Your car sucks. Your house sucks. You suck. Your life sucks. You are not witty. You are not smart. You are stupid. You are ignorant. You are inadaquate. You will never make it in this world. You are unpopular. You will never amount to anything. You are nothing. Your diet is poor. You have low self-esteem. You have cellulite. You have ugly toenails. You have blackheads. You have body hair where it shouldn't be. Your eyeballs are not white enough. Your teeth are not white enough. You are not white enough.

Secondly, you are fat. You should go on a diet. You should eat more hamburgers. Your tits are not big enough. Your tits are too small. Your tits aren't small enough or big enough. You need implants. Your dick is too small. You are inadaquate. Your nose isn't right. Your ass is too big. You need cosmetic surgery. You need make-up. You should make yourself sick. You should eat more hamburgers. Your dress sense sucks. You suck. You have no style. You're one of the crowd. You are a follower. You are a freak. You are a lable. You don't fit in. You are a lah-hoo-ser. You have no charisma. You are not sexy enough. You are not glamourous. You are not glamourous enough. You need more glamour. You suck. Your favorite band sucks. Your favorite brand sucks. Your clothes suck. Your shoes suck. You suck. You are retarded. You don't have enough money. You should work harder. You don't have enough things. You need more things. You are unhappy. You need more. You are unsatisfied. You are not moving forward. You never decend further. You are not keeping up the pace. You are lagging behind. You are one step behind the rest. You are doing it all wrong. You need to change. You need to see that change is good. You need to follow us. You need to be individual. You need to fit in. You need to think outside the square. You need to think outside the box. You need to think outside the bun. You need to eat more hamburgers. You are too fat. You are aware you are too fat. You shouldn't be fat. You need to stand out. You need to know the rules. You need to know the secrets. You should be yourself.

Thirdly, you are fat. Your legs wobble too much. Your teeth are crooked. Your face is wrong. You should change. You need change. You should know that change is good. You are not thin enough. You are too thin. You are too thin and too fat in incorrect places. You need to eat more hamburgers. You are lactose intolerant. You are iron deficient. Your cholesterol is too high and your calcium level is too low. You should eat more hamburgers. Your blood pressure is too high. Your iron level is too low. You need to have liposuction. You need to loose weight. You suffer from premature ejaculation. You are far too dependant on drugs. You need to buy more drugs. You need more money to buy more drugs. You are inadaquate. You are bipolar. You have attention deficit hyperactive disorder. You have post-traumatic stress disorder. You suffer from depression. You're all kinds of messed up. You are manic. Your mental health is poor. Your well-being is inactive. You are not happy enough. You need to buy more drugs. You suffer from road rage. You suffer split-personality disorders. You suffer marriage problems. Your marital status sucks. You suck. You're ugly. You are not right. You need to buy more drugs. You should stop smoking. You should buy more cigarettes. You should smoke cigars. Cloves are fashionable. You have no style. You should stop smoking. You will get cancer. You will die anyway. you should have fun. You shouldn't have fun. You should be more fashonable. Cloves are fashionable. You shouldn't pollute. You should smoke cigars. You should have fun. You should drink alcohol. You should keep ahead. You are lagging behind. You should be individual. You shouldn't care about what you do. You are free. You should go your own way. You should follow us. You watch too much television. You need to stay tuned. You are fat because you watch too much television. You should read fashion magazines. You have no style. You should feel inferior to fashion modles and television stars. Your ass is too fat. You should get off your fat ass. You should watch more television. You should be individual. You shouldn't be fat. You are wrong. You could look like that. Your hair is bad. Because you're worth it. You're fat. You're ugly. You procrastinate. You need help. You're doing it all wrong. You suck. You are a statistic. You are going to be a star one day. You are nothing. You should eat more hamburgers. You should drink more syrup. You should buy more cigarettes. You are too fat. You should not be who you are. You have to change.

Hello. My name is Marketing. Now buy my fucking product."

You're A Song To Sing! You're serious and grown
up. You're looking for a friend to borrow.
And you seem to have lost your radio.


Which Hanson song describes you the most?
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Five details about your appearance right now...
[x] black three quarter sleeve shirt
[x] jeans
[x] black boots
[x] jewelry
[x] hair is down and wavy

Five things you did today...
[x] got up
[x] went to class.
[x] came back and read
[x] watched maury povich.
[x] did this stinkin' survey bc i have time to kill

Five dumb/funny memorable things...
[x] the way meghan crossed the street last night.
[x] making fun of rachel while being out on friday night.
[x] DONT WORRY BE MORMON
[x] me and eric making fun of eachother in the car.. " i love the way you say mazel tov..." "and i love the way you say 'da da da'"
[x] waterhouse being stupid during practice

Five things that everyone should know about you...
[x] i am NOT a long island girl. I may live there, but I'm not FROM there
[x] ive turned into this huge theatre freak and if i could change my major, i would.
[x] i'm in love
[x] i have some big hoo- hoos..hehe *right on kimmy! haha* --> lol melissa, you crack me up. i have medium-sized hoo-hoos.
[x] im really outoging once i get to know you and i feel like icould come out of my shell

Five things you are looking forward to/or want to happen...
[x] summer time!
[x] rent in NYC.
[x) easter.
[x] going to atlantic city again
[x] kissing eric

Five favourite movies...
[x] moulin rouge
[x] john q
[x] patch adams
[x] armageddon
[x] west side story

Five things that make you happy...
[x] getting letters in the mail
[x] cheesy bread
[x] dressing up
[x] my best friends <3
[x] my cd burner :)

five things that disgust/annoy you...
[x] fake/jappy people.
[x] people that dont work for anything, everything they have is handed to them on a silver plate
[x] people's obsession that the olsen twins are supposedly gonna go to college here.
[x] when professors just dont give a shit
[x] throwing up

Five things you can?t live without...
[x] eric
[x] family and friends
[x] makeup..sad, but true
[x] music/singing
[x] a job

Five things you'll do when you complete this...
[x] go to lunch
[x] go to class
[x] go to chemistry after
[x] go to the gym
[x] eat dinner and study

Five things you feel right now...
[x] happy
[x] stressed
[x] horny
[x] tired
[x] worn out

ANGER

1. Who did you last get angry with? a certain annoying floormate.
2. What is your weapon of choice? my fist :)
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? i have.
4. How about of the same sex? if she deserves it
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? probably my mother and for no reason at all
6. What is your pet peeve? when im interrupted when im studying!!! when people talk and chew at the same time, when somebody jumps in when im in the middle of talking
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? it depends on the person that im holding the grudge on. --> right-o

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? ummm...shower? J/K! i really dont know...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3pm.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: melissa bc I have camp questions
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "too much schoolwork"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? yup..theyre frighteningly persuasive.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? friday.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? at least six times :)

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? snapple rasberry peach.
2. Meat eaters: um, yes i eat meat
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? two weekends ago.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? at times
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? i love it all :X
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? jumping jesus, no!

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? one
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family? one 3.
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? lol no.
4. Have you "done it"? come on, you can say the "s" word. SEX. and the answer is no.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? hands
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? prostitutes no; lesbians yes.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? no.

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own? zero
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? charlotte russe
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? pay for mine and my sisters college, pay off my parents mortgage, and then GO SHOPPING
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? famous.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? no.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? when i was little
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? i have like, 800 files on kazaa...

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? my grades in high school, everything i did in high school, especially Gypsy.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? probably going away fr college and being independent --> possibly. either that or not turning into one of those kids who drinks and smokes constantly.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? happiness
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? depends.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? no. i hate contests
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? um, high school? quizzes? everyone cheats at SOME point in their life.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? i understood calc!! thats such a feat for me!

1. What item (or person) of your friend's would you most want to have for your own? i'm jealous of meghan's enormous Tiffany jewelry collection
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? meghan bc we have the same taste (although we dress differently, which is weird...)
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? i'd be myself, only I'd change my life rather that who I am.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? nope
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? i wish i had erics passion
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? no
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? your mother. HOLLA

by the way, my english "professor" is a nimwit.

well.

its been a while.

Vagina went fabulously! The show was fantastic, everyone who saw it loved it! People I don't even know come up to me on the street or in class and tell me that they really enjoyed it...thats such a great feeling. We still don't know how much money we made (we donate it all to charity) but I'm sure its up there since we sold out totally on the last night. What makes me even happier is that my whole family came and saw it, even Eric.

things at school are so incredibly hectic. i havent gone out this weekend just from the sheer amount of work that i needed to get done. i have one major paper due next week and two MAJOR exams to study for.

other than that, theres not much else to write about. my life has reached this sort of lulled-down regularity. classes are the same, weekends are the same...life is pretty much...the same. but i'm still having fun.

holy shit, its so funny to go back and read what i posted a year ago...